The New Park

We found a wonderful new park on the week, it's gigantic, it's fenced (they say to keep the alligators out but I'm more concerned about keeping the munchkins in). It's clean, it's safe and it has a slide that can launch a Mother into orbit (apparently when you watch a small child go down a slide made entirely of rollers and think "oooh that looks like fun" you must also consider mass x velocity and realise - theoretically before the launch - that a mother will fly down at approximately 12 times the speed of the child.)